kegelkween: *puts fan on high* *gets under blanket*
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
a-s-t-r-o-nomical: circumcisions: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
basemental: please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
catswithbenefits: reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth
madisonjeanette: yamommabitch: jasmyndashxo: 13thurteen: lux-xxl: jasmynecrissey: I’LL SUCK FOUR DICKS IF I WANT TO PREEEEEEEEEACH IT LMFAO SHIT GET ME EVERYTIME…lmao “LISTEN HERE” lmfao “I’ll suck 4 dicks if I want to” 😂😂😂😂 So?
batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
It’s so hot I’m counting this as a workout.
mareeps: remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs