May 2013
kegelkween:
*puts fan on high* *gets under blanket*
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
a-s-t-r-o-nomical:
circumcisions:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
basemental:
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
catswithbenefits:
reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth
Watchmadisonjeanette:
yamommabitch:
jasmyndashxo:
13thurteen:
lux-xxl:
jasmynecrissey:
I’LL SUCK FOUR DICKS IF I WANT TO
PREEEEEEEEEACH IT
LMFAO
SHIT GET ME EVERYTIME…lmao
“LISTEN HERE” lmfao
“I’ll suck 4 dicks if I want to”
😂😂😂😂
So?
batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
It’s so hot I’m counting this as a workout.
mareeps:
remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
